Sunday, August 24, 2008

Nate got naked last night.

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Hey its Nate. she forgot this part...
circa July 8th

"our new door:



I can't promise this door won't have the same ill fate.


-Jamie"
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For everyone that has followed this blog since the beginning, you probably remember the post about the new bathroom door we got. Well. It lasted about a month and a half.



This happened during that rampage friday. Also. I just want to say that



Bonging FOUR is a very very very bad idea.

And if anyone knows where to find this:



Please let me know. I'm unemployed.

Saturday, August 23, 2008

The Madness Continues...

Jamie's last day of work was yesterday which meant a cause for celebration. This also meant pure mayhem.









Best Night Yet.

SUMMER 08 CAN'T GET ANY BETTER

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Jack Daniels Makes the Body Feel Good.

At the Kimball House, every day is a Weekend. Parties are thrown almost every night of the week. There are no bed times and something unpredictable always happens.


You know the night is going to be good when you start off by drinking Jack and Coke Slushies that eventually just turn into Jack and no Coke.

Jack Daniels knows how to throw a good party... Like So......













And to end it all off I am Proud to Present, the New Image of the Kimball House.



And I am correcting Jamie...Not the best weekend, but the best Week ever.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Where the fuck is the fun?



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One of the best weekends ever.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

All i want to do is kill zombies and beat hookers.

Who ever has this:

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or this


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BRING THEM BACK!!!

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yeah.

This is the only good Mash-up ever.

Everything else is garbage. (mash-up wise)

Fuck mash-ups. Grow some talent. BITCH! !

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Notes of Seriousness and Deliciousness

Today has been a day to remember.
If you have read this blog in the past you will probably understand that we of the house are not ones to take things too seriously. We all live life, to an extent, with an air of nonchalance.
However, there are times of course when reality and respect break the veil of our demeanor and there is nothing but the stark humanity of our character to drive us.
That is where I sit now.

Today was the wake of Jason Mueller.
He was a good friend and an x employer of mine and, till that evening, Brads. Many of you may have heard about the shooting at Grand and Wolcott. whether you have or not, I take this time to celebrate what i have known of him.

I have not known Jason for very long but I did know him to be one of the most genuine people I have met. I continued working for him, despite my lack of enjoyment and appreciation for the job, because of a general respect and appreciation that I for him.
If your interested in reading the news article it can be found HERE.
Everything said about his character is true. He was a dedicated entrepreneur. He was passionate about life. He was loyal, understanding, and selfless.
I also like to remember that we would get wasted alot.
We would laugh about the kimball house.
He would come over and play drinking games with us.
He would leave drunk phone messages for Jamie about how next time he would kick her ass in irish poker.
We would take time out from work to look at cute girls walking down the street.
He would deliver unsold pizza to people whom he knew needed it.
He would save slices for the homeless woman that walked the street.
He would drop employees off at the Damen blue line at the end of the night so they wouldn't have to transfer from the bus.
He allowed me to continue working in sound while still being an employee.

Me: "Jason i'm gonna have to quit. I'm getting more and more gigs."
Jason: "Cool. I'm not gonna take you off payroll. Just let me know when things dry up and you need some hours."

I can say nothing wrong about the man.
He truly dedicated his life to his dreams, the generosity he showed others, and above all else, his family and friends.

Jason, it is privilege to know you.
you will be missed.
I'll see you down the road man.







Going to the wake was something of an adventure in itself. Jimmy told me other night that he was going to ride down with me. I said we would leave around 1 as the doors opened at 2. I was able to piece together something of an appropriate ensemble as James rolled into my room complaining that he had nothing to wear. After throwing multiple articles of clothing at him we searched brads room. No dice. Apparently James is of a shape and size that mere men fail to possess.

It was at this time that i encouraged the idea of saying fuck it, and he can go in jeans and a t shirt and look like some sort of hipster street punk.
The best we could do with limited resources and time was...
well you try making this

into something decent...
the best we could do was


and so we headed to the south side to pay our respects.
Once down there Jimmy exclaimed that we were close to Del Taco. Del Taco, for those unaware, is like taco bell wrapped in awesome and dipped in amazing.
Though we have talked about going before, most of you don't even believe that there IS a Del Taco in Chicago. Well, we are here to tell you that Cicero and 95th street is the mecca of the cheap fast food taco universe.



Taco Bliss. Just look at his face!


Also, completely unrelated.
Evidence suggest the paragoyle is part shark...



:fin:

El Italo Death Metal o

So I have finally decide to make a post. Don't really have much to say at this time. Just relaxing at home, watching movies.

O wait i guess i can talk about the sweet band (sarcasm) that wants I.DM. aka Italo Death Metal to play with them. They are called Martires. From what i can gather they are a Mexican metal band from the burbs that doesnt play metal. Its more like... umm... nevermind i dont want to talk about it, it makes me cry. Judge for yourself .

Martires

O and if your like "hey! how is this Kimball house related?" I.DM. is the music produce out of the Kimball House.
Check it out if you don't know. I.DM. Im sure we are going to debut songs on here or something like that.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Big boy bed.

Nate got a new bed. I'll admit, I'll kinda miss the air pump which sounded like a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the night. Many times, I was asked "what's that noise?" and I would just say, "oh, Nate's getting ready to go to bed".

Nate, however, I don't think is going to miss his air mattress so much.





We are keeping the material however. I can imagine it being used as a tarp of some sort...for something. or someone. or a particular dog i want to beat and hide the body. or a tent. We'll see.

On another note.



And also, I quit my job. You can donate to my party fund by clicking here:






THANKS!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

FUCK!

I just made this fucking long ass post about all sorts of things, spent lots of time and energy on it and yeah i erased it all on accident. fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Im not writing it again.

O hey this is Jimmy this is my amazing first post.

On a better note Entourage is back Sept. 7th.

Also these song were leaked for the new Guitar Hero
  • Airbourne – "Too Much Too young…"
  • At the Drive-in – "One Armed Scissor"
  • Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – "Weapon of Choice"
  • Bob Seger – "Hollywood Nights"
  • Dinosaur Jr. – "Feel the pain"
  • Silversun Pickups – "Lazy Eye"
  • Survivor – "Eye of the Tiger"


and this

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Anyone want a dog? (part 3)

Tiny tried to rip my throat out! i think she has rabies or something!!




so we did what we had to do.







Friday, August 8, 2008

the good the bad and the drunk

Few words can accurately describe what in gods name we've been doing for the past few weeks. Obviously, you should tell by the other posts, we have a new couch.
sweet.
we also have learned that vicoden is not the best thing for dogs. in fact....
it kills them. DON'T WORRY YOU STUPID PETA FUCKS. we didn't kill the dog. we researched this. all smart like. what we did experiment with was the affect of reflections on stupid dogs.
it scares the shit out of them. We also are proud to announce the introduction of the Kimball house instructional video series. this weeks episode, proper beer bong technique.

I swear to god im gonna pop brads dog in the face.
ANYWAY. popping allergy meds and drinking the better part of a 30 case is a GREAT way to catch some z's

im done now. its friday and im not nearly drunk enough.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Every good house has a druggie.








LOVE


Otis needs to make us money so we can all (easily) afford to live in this dump.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Summer '08.

We managed to rack up a $300 electric bill last month. We're all pretty spoiled...we sleep in a nice cool 65 degree house.

Today, it was only supposed to be 80 out, so I turned the air off.

After bitching and moaning, this is how I find nate:




We found those shorts in the old couch, by the way. No clue as to who they belong to...

Friday, August 1, 2008

The saw comes in handy again.

We got a new couch.


(our old couch)


and the best part is, only minor injuries occurred getting this monster inside.



After being wedged in the doorway for two hours, the boys came up with the idea to saw the couch's side in half so that we could squuueeeeze it into the door frame.



but none of this could have been possible without the help of Dan, the stranger we picked up off the street.


(thanks again)

You don't have to be scared to sit anymore. At the moment (4:31pm on August 1st, 2008) it is still beer, pee, blood, and mold free.