the good the bad and the drunk

Few words can accurately describe what in gods name we've been doing for the past few weeks. Obviously, you should tell by the other posts, we have a new couch.
sweet.
we also have learned that vicoden is not the best thing for dogs. in fact....
it kills them. DON'T WORRY YOU STUPID PETA FUCKS. we didn't kill the dog. we researched this. all smart like. what we did experiment with was the affect of reflections on stupid dogs.
it scares the shit out of them. We also are proud to announce the introduction of the Kimball house instructional video series. this weeks episode, proper beer bong technique.

I swear to god im gonna pop brads dog in the face.
ANYWAY. popping allergy meds and drinking the better part of a 30 case is a GREAT way to catch some z's

im done now. its friday and im not nearly drunk enough.