Big boy bed.

Nate got a new bed. I'll admit, I'll kinda miss the air pump which sounded like a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the night. Many times, I was asked "what's that noise?" and I would just say, "oh, Nate's getting ready to go to bed".

Nate, however, I don't think is going to miss his air mattress so much.

We are keeping the material however. I can imagine it being used as a tarp of some sort...for something. or someone. or a particular dog i want to beat and hide the body. or a tent. We'll see.

On another note.



And also, I quit my job. You can donate to my party fund by clicking here:

THANKS!

FUCK!

I just made this fucking long ass post about all sorts of things, spent lots of time and energy on it and yeah i erased it all on accident. fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Im not writing it again.

O hey this is Jimmy this is my amazing first post.

On a better note Entourage is back Sept. 7th.

Also these song were leaked for the new Guitar Hero

• Airbourne – "Too Much Too young…"
• At the Drive-in – "One Armed Scissor"
• Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – "Weapon of Choice"
• Bob Seger – "Hollywood Nights"
• Dinosaur Jr. – "Feel the pain"
• Silversun Pickups – "Lazy Eye"
• Survivor – "Eye of the Tiger"

and this

Anyone want a dog? (part 3)

Tiny tried to rip my throat out! i think she has rabies or something!!




so we did what we had to do.

the good the bad and the drunk

Few words can accurately describe what in gods name we've been doing for the past few weeks. Obviously, you should tell by the other posts, we have a new couch.
sweet.
we also have learned that vicoden is not the best thing for dogs. in fact....
it kills them. DON'T WORRY YOU STUPID PETA FUCKS. we didn't kill the dog. we researched this. all smart like. what we did experiment with was the affect of reflections on stupid dogs.
it scares the shit out of them. We also are proud to announce the introduction of the Kimball house instructional video series. this weeks episode, proper beer bong technique.

I swear to god im gonna pop brads dog in the face.
ANYWAY. popping allergy meds and drinking the better part of a 30 case is a GREAT way to catch some z's

im done now. its friday and im not nearly drunk enough.

Every good house has a druggie.

LOVE

Otis needs to make us money so we can all (easily) afford to live in this dump.

Summer '08.

We managed to rack up a $300 electric bill last month. We're all pretty spoiled...we sleep in a nice cool 65 degree house.

Today, it was only supposed to be 80 out, so I turned the air off.

After bitching and moaning, this is how I find nate:




We found those shorts in the old couch, by the way. No clue as to who they belong to...

The saw comes in handy again.

We got a new couch.


(our old couch)

and the best part is, only minor injuries occurred getting this monster inside.



After being wedged in the doorway for two hours, the boys came up with the idea to saw the couch's side in half so that we could squuueeeeze it into the door frame.



but none of this could have been possible without the help of Dan, the stranger we picked up off the street.


(thanks again)

You don't have to be scared to sit anymore. At the moment (4:31pm on August 1st, 2008) it is still beer, pee, blood, and mold free.